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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn’t.

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing……

When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can’t remember what I chose.

sir: John,adu-mi te rog o portocala.
john: Desigur, Sir…
sir: John, portocala asta pute. Adu-mi te rog alta…
john: Desigur, Sir…
sir: John, si portocala asta pute! De unde dracu’ le iei tu de put toate?!?!
john: No offence, Sir, dar cred ca ar trebui sa schimbati mana…

Sir si John erau naufargiati pe o insula. Dupa multe luni John vine la Sir tipand:

- Sir, Sir, se vede un vapor la orizont!!!

La care Sir ii spune cu un calm tipic englezesc:

- Linisteste-te John, ce n-ai mai vazut vapoare?