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A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “An English girl!!!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?”
“What I asked for: the English girl?!?”
“Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!”

Un copil ii trimite scrisoare lui mos craciun: moshule…trimite-mi si mie un fratior!! Dupa 2 zile, copilul primeshte scrisoare de la mosh: Trimite-mi-o pe mata!

Un viermisor care tocmai a iesit dintr-un kkt o intreaba pe maica-sa:

-Mama, noi putem trai intr-un mar?

-Da, fiule.

-Dar intr-o banana?

-Da, fiule.

-Atunci de ce traim intr-un kkt?

-Pentru ca asta-i tara noastra fiule…